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The classic crew neck and relaxed cut sit comfortably for everyday wear, while thoughtful details like shoulder tape and a tear-away pearlized label keep it feeling polished. Wear it to brunch, a record shop stroll, or a low-key anti-Valentine’s hangout — it’s for people who laugh at expectations and dress with sly confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, smooth feel and sharp print results\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on the body with optional DTF sleeve and inner neck prints for vivid, durable graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified materials, and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors 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