Romance Is a Scam Unisex T-Shirt — Vintage Cupid Satire Valentine Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This lightweight cotton tee channels tongue-in-cheek romance with vintage flair — a cherub in heart-patterned pajamas, shades on, holding a broken arrow beside the cheeky line: “Romance is a scam.” It wears like a lived-in favorite: soft, breathable, and smooth for clear, vibrant DTG prints. The classic crew neck and relaxed cut sit comfortably for everyday wear, while thoughtful details like shoulder tape and a tear-away pearlized label keep it feeling polished. Wear it to brunch, a record shop stroll, or a low-key anti-Valentine’s hangout — it’s for people who laugh at expectations and dress with sly confidence.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel and sharp print results
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG prints on the body with optional DTF sleeve and inner neck prints for vivid, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified materials, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean